Category Archives: thoughts
Life Sucks and Then You Die. Let’s Sing About It.
A satirical song by yours truly called “Life Sucks.” It will make you laugh. Unless you have no sense of humor. Eddie’s Attic Open Mic May 9th: http://eddiesattic.fargotube.com/view.aspx?2482 If you like this song and want more like it, let me … Continue reading
Unplugged from the Matrix
Ciao! I have officially deactivated my Facebook page and I haven’t missed a thing. Now I have more free time to take naps and eat food. Why did I do such a thing you may ask? Frankly, I had a … Continue reading
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Fake memories are cooler than real ones
Maybe you’ve been in this situation before or have been the person to make other people be in this situation… You’re invited to a wedding where you don’t know the bride and groom that well, and it’s expected that you … Continue reading
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Oscar Predictions
Here it is people, my Oscar Predictions. I have a background in film so I’m probably not too far off. Well, I can only hope. It may be a learning experience for me. (I did skip some fringe categories because … Continue reading
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Terrible Tues…day
Here’s a list of things that I think are stupid: Anyone can buy a gun but you’re restricted as to what toiletries you can bring on a plane the U.S. tax code the post office people who run red lights … Continue reading
Categorize your friends: acquaintance, bff, family, fat guy you know
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Ambiguous Status Updates=more attention
The Wisdom of Seinfeld Comedy club – Jerry on stage with the opening monologue (Episode 47-The Bubble Boy) JERRY: Have you ever called someone up, and you’re disappointed when they answer the phone? You wanted the machine. You know, and … Continue reading
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The Wisdom of Seinfeld #1
There’s this episode of Seinfeld where Jerry wants to dump his longtime bro-friend and doesn’t know how because there is no precedent for it. So he tries to “break-up” with him over lunch at a cafe and the friend doesn’t … Continue reading
WTF! he isn’t wearing any clothes!
I’m the little kid who calls out the Emperor. Anyone else feel this way sometimes? “The Emperor’s New Clothes” (Danish: Kejserens nye Klæder) is a short tale by Hans Christian Andersen about two weavers who promise an Emperor a new … Continue reading
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The Circle of Life
1. Apply for new job. 2. Job requires certain computer skills. Rejected. 3. Go back for more training. 4. Apply for job again. 5. Rejected. Now job requires new computer skills. Repeat steps 3-5 forever.
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