Category Archives: Pain and Suffering
Life Sucks and Then You Die. Let’s Sing About It.
A satirical song by yours truly called “Life Sucks.” It will make you laugh. Unless you have no sense of humor. Eddie’s Attic Open Mic May 9th: http://eddiesattic.fargotube.com/view.aspx?2482 If you like this song and want more like it, let me … Continue reading
Social Networking O.C.D.
Do you find yourself checking your social media accounts obsessively? If so, you may be suffering from what most modern age folks are suffering from: Social Networking Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. There’s unfortunately no medication for it. The only way to be … Continue reading
Filed under bad mojo, family, friends, funny stuff, Life, nut jobs, Pain and Suffering, social networking, Tips
Some fun pie charts. Obviously they’re a little exaggerated but you get the idea. Trying to dramatically shift from a life of pain to a life of good. (I didn’t write it in but my husband always keeps … Continue reading
Filed under family, friends, inspirational, Life, motivation, nut jobs, Pain and Suffering, philosophy
Winter Nasal Blues
I moved to the south to get away from the cold weather and the snow: what I have learned is my attempts were futile. It’s been freaking cold as hell here and has already snowed a lot. Thus Vasomotor Rhinitis … Continue reading
Filed under bad mojo, Pain and Suffering, respitory woes, Tips
My two feet are faster than USPS
So as I was waiting in a very long line today at the local post office, I thought to myself, “In the time it takes to get to the freaking counter and be serviced, I probably could have delivered my … Continue reading
Filed under bad mojo, business, Pain and Suffering, The Man, Tips
The Wisdom of Seinfeld #1
There’s this episode of Seinfeld where Jerry wants to dump his longtime bro-friend and doesn’t know how because there is no precedent for it. So he tries to “break-up” with him over lunch at a cafe and the friend doesn’t … Continue reading
Modern Romance
Once upon a time Ruby Randall received a romantic text from a co-worker in her office. She texted back a response that would surely get this guy going. He took the bait and texted her back. And thus a relationship … Continue reading
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The Circle of Life
1. Apply for new job. 2. Job requires certain computer skills. Rejected. 3. Go back for more training. 4. Apply for job again. 5. Rejected. Now job requires new computer skills. Repeat steps 3-5 forever.
Filed under bad mojo, business, education, Life, motivation, Pain and Suffering, philosophy, thoughts
Life Equated
Clive M. Johnson was a simple man with a simple life. He loved mathematics more than anyone in the world and he pursued a career as a math teacher. Over time his love of math became an obsession–one in which … Continue reading
Filed under education, Life, nuggets, Pain and Suffering, thoughts
