Category Archives: Life

Rules for Friendship

I want to love you without clutching, Appreciate you without judging, Join you without invading, Invite you without demanding, Leave you without guilt, Criticize you without blaming, Help you without insulting, If I can have the same from YOU then … Continue reading

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Life Sucks and Then You Die. Let’s Sing About It.

A satirical song by yours truly called “Life Sucks.”  It will make you laugh.  Unless you have no sense of humor. Eddie’s Attic Open Mic May 9th:   http://eddiesattic.fargotube.com/view.aspx?2482 If you like this song and want more like it, let me … Continue reading

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Social Networking O.C.D.

Do you find yourself checking your social media accounts obsessively?  If so, you may be suffering from what most modern age folks are suffering from:  Social Networking Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.   There’s unfortunately no medication for it.   The only way to be … Continue reading

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Unplugged from the Matrix

Ciao!  I have officially deactivated my Facebook page and I haven’t missed a thing.  Now I have more free time to take naps and eat food. Why did I do such a thing you may ask?  Frankly, I had a … Continue reading

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What Not to Bring into a Public Bathroom

‘Cuz it’s just gross!  (Really:  there is no way that you can manage the below items and not get your grubby feces-encrusted germs on them) Open beer bottle that you are currently drinking Pet turtle Coffee/Tea Sandwich (any kind) Slice … Continue reading

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Fake memories are cooler than real ones

Maybe you’ve been in this situation before or have been the person to make other people be in this situation… You’re invited to a wedding where you don’t know the bride and groom that well, and it’s expected that you … Continue reading

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  Some fun pie charts.   Obviously they’re a little exaggerated but you get the idea.   Trying to dramatically shift from a life of pain to a life of good.   (I didn’t write it in but my husband always keeps … Continue reading

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Terrible Tues…day

Here’s a list of things that I think are stupid: Anyone can buy a gun but you’re restricted as to what toiletries you can bring on a plane the U.S. tax code the post office people who run red lights … Continue reading

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I’m so Happy to See You Mr. TSA Agent!

Here’s a thought:  even though you may actually be really disgruntled and nervous when walking through the security checkpoint at an airport, it’s a probably a good idea to FAKE looking happy, calm, and relaxed.  Otherwise you’ll get searched, patted … Continue reading

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Categorize your friends: acquaintance, bff, family, fat guy you know

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