Tater Tot, the author and muse of this blog, is a very complicated person with a very strange life. A series of unfortunate circumstances have led to her having a lot of weird knowledge about random things. She also has an uncanny ability to predict people’s behavior and the outcome of some events. Her goal is to transmit this knowledge to you, the reader, so that you can learn valuable lessons ahead of time and thus circumvent some potential life misery. As her friend Barry has said, “I have learned, so you don’t have to.”